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10 Awesome One Liners to Pull on Your Friends
Back from summer and out of practice? Ten well-placed lines to fix your social life. Satire, probably.
Caiden Kim/Sep 2026
Jeong, nunchi, albums, films, F1, gift guides. After the bell and on the bus home.
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Signed arguments from the staff. Matcha, straws, study modes, interviews with teachers who are leaving or staying.
Short-form video lets us watch more. It does not always help us experience more.
Hyunji Song
An English and Psychology teacher from South Africa, a whippet, ginseng, and the one teacher she would be afraid of.
Caiden Kim
Do Ho Suh's fabric houses, and why home can be made from all the places we have been.
Seoyeon Jeon
The unpressed submit button, the notes-page alibi, and two more. Flagged by the editor as satire (probably).
Caiden Kim
Matcha is only popular because it looks aesthetic.
Seoyun Lee
Nine siblings, a pet wild hog, Cast Away, and why she is leaving VIS after two years.
Valor Times Staff
On being a scholar before a teacher, League of Legends, pineapple pizza, and whether he is leaving Valor.
Caiden Kim
Complete silence makes every small noise distracting. A case for instrumental playlists.
Hanna Seo
